3 funny words on fat folks9/5/2023 ![]() You’re so fat your cholesterol is low-rise.When you go to a restaurant, the waitress asks if you’d like the buffet.Your waistline is so large it makes its own weather systems.You’re so fat they have to use a satellite picture on Google Earth just to find your head.You’re so fat that when you fell over, the ambulance had to bring a crane.You’re so fat when you walk, everyone yells, “EARTHQUAKE!!”.“You can tell that you’re too fat when your doctor writes out your diet as salt, butter, and Crisco.”. ![]() “You know you’re too fat when even the Sydney Harbour Bridge doesn’t let you on.”.You’re so fat if we were back in the 80’s you wouldn’t just need a horse and cart you’d need a whole team of horses and carts.”.So big, even the elephants are embarrassed to see you naked.You know you’re too fat when your neck is long enough to be a liability.You’re so fat that you had to buy a whole airline just to ship your a** from place to place.”.Your fat rolls have more flab than a basset hound.You’re so fat that the only job interview question they ask is if you can fit through the door.”.You’re so fat that your baby pictures are just aerial shots of your crib.You’re so fat that when you get on a scale, it says, ‘We don’t do livestock.’.So fat that when you got an X-ray done, and the doctors saw it, they were just like ‘Oh boy….’.“You know they call you the “human anchor,” right?”. ![]()
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